Help a Dorky Canadian Brother out...

Okay, okay. I guess this is all all fraud. My tirade againist the immorial Inernet was all but in vain. Whatevs.

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Oh, Internet. You are so coy. First you let that girl sell her virginity on E-bay. Then you let that sleazy TMZ site post a video of two 8 year-olds going at it. Oh and let's not forget the malestorm that is the mail-order brides phenomenon. Now there's this guy Geoff. Geoff is 25. Geoff is a virgin. Geoff's 'friend' that happens to be soem hot blonde, has agreed to de-virginize him if he gets 5 million hits on his site in the month of May. www.avirginsplea.com

He's already at 3.1 million.

Who knew the Internet could help a lonely virgin get laid by some pretty girl; whose next step will no doubt be sexing the poor, hungry virgins in Africa.

And you thought Paris Hilton was the sign of the apolcaylse.

Current Mood: Fed Up

Currently Listening to: Gnarls barkley.