Rolling with my Hommies (homos)

So a few weekends ago my friend david had an art show. It was an art auction really. A silent auction, very sophisticated. tres edgy, if you will.

As you can see, it was a very, very classy affair. We keeps it reals, yo.

Behind us is the photo I won, Number 7 with the three eyeballs. It is soooooo edgy.
Is it just me, or should I have taken that damn scarf off at some point in the night? Also does my hair look more liek a wig made out of carpet or like I am the true mother of Suri Cruise?

This is me and my friend Holly, who recently got back from Argentina. She brought me back this edgy tee-shirt with the words "Preety heart" on it. That's right. That's right. In Argentina, they know where it's at. Preety heart is like this hard-core edgy label out there. I think it all must stem from grade 8 when I was tutoring this ESL kid named Miguel and then he went back to Brazil after one semester. I think he loved me. I think then he moved to Argentina. I think then he started this clothing line to pay homage to his unrequited love for me. I think I am full of shit.